RATED

We've rated all the stuff you can get your hands on and it's not just the performance league we're talking about.

We will rate all classes of car into mini-league tables

If you don't like where we choose to rate your car, TOUGH   

• Hot Hatchback
• Super Cars
• Luxury Limos
• Family Cars
• Executive Cars
• Small Cars
• Dirt Bashers
• People Carriers
• Sports and Performance Cars

HOT HATCHES

1. 205 GTI
2. GOLF GTI

COLD HATCHES

1. XR3
2. XR2

Super Cars

Hot

1. Porsche 911........................................Definitive and usable supercar
2. Ferrari 512 BB...................................The most handsome supercar  Ever
3. Ford GT40 .........................................The old girl still matches the big money new kids on the block.
4. Lotus Esprit

Cold

• XJ220
• F50
• F40
• Diablo
• Countach
• EB220
• The list goes on and on as virtually all supercars are fatally flawed in the real world.

Luxury Limo's

Swish

1. Mercedes
2. Jaguar XJ
3. 7 Series BMW
4. Audi A8

Slop

• Rolls Royce ...... Barges R Us
• Bentley

Family Cars

The Good

• Peugeot 406 ............. Total competence
• Citroen Xantia .........  Different
• Ford Mondeo  .......... Under-rated
• Vauxhall Cavalier ...  Still desirable

the bad and the ugly

• Vauxhall Vectra ...... Backward step
• Nissan Primera ....... Boring, boring

Executive Cars

Subtle Class

• Audi A4-A6 ........  Very German
• BMW 5 Series .... Very very German
• Alfa 156 .............   The first good Alfa in ages

Kipper Tie

• BMW 3 Series .... All image and over-rated
• Rover 600  ......... Very pretty, buy a Honda instead

Small Cars

Pocket Fun

• Mini .................. Anarchistic, original and best
• Nissan Micra .... Reliable if not much else
• Citroen AX ........ Sharp looks

Lifelong Drudgery

• Cinqucento
• Seicento
• Uno
• Peugeot 104,5,6
• Fiesta - not really small at all
• Polo - doesn't even pretend to be small

Dirt Bashers

Mud Skimmers

• Defender
• Discovery
• Lada Niva
• Hummer

Mud Wallowers

• Range Rover ..... Far too refined for that
• Landcruiser  ...... Far too big and fat
• Fourtrac 
• Vitara  ............... You cannot be serious
• Rocsta ............... They cannot be serious

People Carriers

Room for More

• Chrysler Voyager ....... If you're going to look stupid, you may as well go the whole hog
• Renault Espace  .......   The BMW of MPV's

Vasectomies Rule

• Toyota Space Cruiser

Sports and Performance Cars

MX5