RATED
We've rated all the
stuff you can get your hands on and it's not just the performance league we're talking
about.
We will rate all classes of
car into mini-league tables
If you don't like where we
choose to rate your car, TOUGH
HOT HATCHES
- 205 GTI
- GOLF GTI
COLD HATCHES
- XR3
- XR2
Super
Cars
Hot
- Porsche
911........................................Definitive and usable supercar
- Ferrari 512
BB...................................The most handsome supercar Ever
- Ford GT40
.........................................The old girl still matches the big money new kids
on the block.
- Lotus Esprit
Cold
- XJ220
- F50
- F40
- Diablo
- Countach
- EB220
- The list goes on and on as
virtually all supercars are fatally flawed in the real world.
Swish
- Mercedes
- Jaguar XJ
- 7 Series BMW
- Audi A8
Slop
- Rolls Royce ...... Barges R Us
- Bentley
The Good
- Peugeot 406
............. Total competence
- Citroen Xantia .........
Different
- Ford Mondeo ..........
Under-rated
- Vauxhall Cavalier ...
Still desirable
the bad and the ugly
- Vauxhall Vectra ......
Backward step
- Nissan Primera ....... Boring,
boring
Subtle Class
- Audi A4-A6 ........ Very German
- BMW 5 Series .... Very very German
- Alfa 156 ............. The first
good Alfa in ages
Kipper Tie
- BMW 3 Series .... All image and over-rated
- Rover 600 ......... Very pretty, buy a
Honda instead
Pocket Fun
- Mini ..................
Anarchistic, original and best
- Nissan Micra .... Reliable if
not much else
- Citroen AX ........ Sharp
looks
Lifelong Drudgery
- Cinqucento
- Seicento
- Uno
- Peugeot 104,5,6
- Fiesta - not really small at
all
- Polo - doesn't even pretend to
be small
Mud Skimmers
- Defender
- Discovery
- Lada Niva
- Hummer
Mud Wallowers
- Range Rover ..... Far too
refined for that
- Landcruiser ...... Far
too big and fat
- Fourtrac
- Vitara ...............
You cannot be serious
- Rocsta ............... They
cannot be serious
Room for More
- Chrysler Voyager ....... If
you're going to look stupid, you may as well go the whole hog
- Renault Espace .......
The BMW of MPV's
Vasectomies Rule
MX5